Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother not only told me that my ex-husband will be spending Thanksgiving with her and my dad, but that I'm also no longer invited to spend the holiday with my family. FML
Today, my mom is coming to pick up the Christmas presents we got for her and her husband. She won’t come inside or come within 6 feet, so she can be healthy when she goes down to the ex-wife’s parents house to hang out. The ex in-laws that hate me. Glad my mom chose them over me. FML
Today, my mum told me she would rather spend Christmas with her boyfriend than with her own family. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML
Today, besides the fact that I hate Christmas since my parents divorced, my mom told me she can't come this year with my sister because of no money. We even offered to pay for their tickets, but she won't come because of the "last minute" stress. Fuck this year. FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, I had the worst Xmas of my life. My wife has been screeching all day about my ex-wife being at a party, As if I invited her, or even had any knowledge of her being there. I even had to go outside to hide my tears of anger and frustration. This has been going on for 30 years now. FML
Today, I found out my ex got invited to our Christmas Party. I also found out that she got much more presents and money from my family than I did. FML
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
Today, I went over to my mother-in-law's house to have dinner. I was excited she invited me, since I thought she didn't like me. I ended up hanging her Christmas lights in a snowstorm while they had s'mores by the fire. FML
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Top comments
pinkp909 8
wth that's messed upp
IWABO2_ 0
Have your own party you don't need them to have fun
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Comments (79)
machiko_fml 0
Well now you don't have to buy her anything anymore. That is, if you haven't already.
jmavii 4
ur not from japan.. are u?
bekah22587 0
You must be a real douche if your family pick you ex over you.
curtmonster44 0
that sucks dude.
Naitras 15
turn up anyway
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
That often happends, OP. Her and your ex-wife could've bonded together very close while you were married. I don't think it was right of her to uninvite you though...I'm sorry.
richarosky 0
His her SON i dont care if they bonded u dont do that s***!!!
mazzera_fml 7
egg your mothers house.
lemonloli1990 7
is your ex bringing the kids possibly?
abc1231 2
dang.. that's a Lil harsh... I guess your not important then..
mbeasley14 0
Well.... no shit
perdix 31
I guess all those years of buying your mom lousy, cheap-ass gifts has finally come back to haunt you. At least she saved you a trip to the dollar store, Lock Pockets!
SirHobnobs 0
He may have been even cheaper and decided to do a Reese from Malcolm in the middle and make her a potato piggy bank
Zmeilerr 22
So much for family coming first.