Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML
Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML
Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML
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grant1023 5
Whats it called on YouTube?
Stylin_Since_97 10
Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o
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Comments (80)
mine2take 5
Ahh, Bush Man... **** him!
kelsey_katie 17
That awkward moment where you just have to read the oddly placed sign. Sorry OP:(
Deathhound 27
Oh, wow, I would be scared too. :c
XxgreymoonxX 8
were you in San Francisco? I love that guy! I always see him when I go there :3
fthku 13
Those people are assholes, no doubt, but you should really work on your bladder control.
jelmermcgee 8
seriously. what kind of person actually wets their pants.
ammmeor 4
65-me
poopyface69 0
haha ik the exact guy yr toking about hes hilarious
kai_ngo 0
Toking?! Seriously?!
Amrel 10
Looks like you need to go to weenie hut general
MaloPero 4
did you get a part?:) you didn't see lights, cameras..?
LizzJizz 16
Damn hobos...
maevers 0
you sound Hella like me!!!!!
HarrietPotter239 0
Ah, the SF phenomenon BUSH MAN. If you're looking for a guy's bush, you came to the wrong place. You can always go to a gay strip club, they got lots of that shit in SF.