Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML
Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML
Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML
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grant1023 5
Whats it called on YouTube?
Stylin_Since_97 10
Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o
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Comments (80)
omgcookeys 15
What did the sign say? "you're going to need another pair of pants soon"?
fyremoone 3
Go SF. The Bush Man scares many tourists...next time notice all the people watching in anticipation. i hope you enjoy SF, my hometown. Go Giants!
kinkajoujennie 0
Well said!
coolp3rson 0
go dodgers!
T0bieLar0ne 4
Your parents are divorcing cause you're a bum. Kiss da ring.
Stylin_Since_97 10
Oh hey a giant crowd with cameras staring at a artificial bush in the middle of a giant wooden pier! Let's mindlessly walk straight into it expecting nothing whatsoever to pop out at us!
almedalove 0
Wood? last few times I have seen bush man he has been on the sidewalk ? I like in sac ..now I want to go to SG for the day ...ps bush man rocks!!
mahomie97 7
that just made my day!:D
ImInABox 6
That's what happens when you beat around the bush..
LissaLova_fml 0
ohhh..! so your that girl!!
tayza249 20
And then he challenged you to a pokemon battle?
whisperingeye13 0
a wild hobo has appeared...
deadeyedex 6
Go charzard
jaint 0
WIN XD
cheshire2012 13
Wild hobo uses Frighten!
kelsey_katie 17
Hahaha! This reminds menof a Smosh video. "you looked at me funny. LETS BATTLE." I like your thinking, ha
ImInABox 6
That's what happens when you beat around the bush..
himynameischeese 6
Wow that sucks! One time my cousin was on a TV show and she fell on on stick face first (place on purpose) and it was filmed live. She didn't get hurt though
GardeningHoes 0
Relevance..?
missyj0 12
Cool story, bro. Tell it again.
HeyLookJesus 11
One more time, but this time make sure I can understand it :D
diidiimi 10
I swear, that guy gets me every time! I'm not in sf often, and it's like I keep forgetting about him or something. Never actually peed myself though! Lol!!
mrahhhhh 21
Man, if it was a cardboard box and the dude had an eyepatch this would be at least twice as awesome.