Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, my mother-in-law had a bitch fit because I had a miscarriage and my husband and I are having a difficult time. It’s her birthday and she said I should, “stop being an attention-hogging drama queen” and that, “shit happens, get over it” She doesn’t see what's wrong with her statements. FML
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
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Top comments
SarcasticShade 16
Your mom seems to be an attention seeking drama queen who needs to be told to get ahold of herself and a slap in the face. I have a sister like that. I know.
saphy222 17
That is totally not your fault OP, I guess your mum is the attention seeker
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Comments (58)
HeWillBeLoved105 22
I wish I could see her thought process.
duhdarling 11
Definitely not your fault.
CaroAurelia 12
I'm sorry about your cat.
chavis808 13
happy birthday
SalenaCrosse 16
Life would be pretty interesting if we actually could decide when we wanted to die (if you take out the suicide option that is).
Paws_Cat 29
Tell her that at least 3 other people (including me) have the same birthday as her
speakfreely 21
Your mom sounds like an attention seeker
NodakN8V 25
Sounds like your mom is pretty thirsty
InsaneInsanity 10
woman am I right
HotShot313 15
You have an asshole mom!