Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was hit with a sudden urge to shit. I knew it was going to be a bad one, so I ran out of the meeting. I made it to the toilet in time, but I forgot to lift the lid. FML
Today, I wore new trousers to work. As I walked to my desk, I noticed a weird damp patch near my zip. Panicking, I thought I'd pissed myself. I rushed to the bathroom, then figured out that it was the condensation from my lunch container, which was in my bag that I had on my lap during the bus ride to work. FML
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UserError94 18
The lesson? Don't pee with an awkward meeting boner
xoxoblondee 31
Sounds like an (embarrassing) get home free pass.
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Comments (34)
moosemay 16
I guess you made a "Schwanzsee"
toastbrot 9
that word might be german but it makes no sense at all
Scuddle 3
Did you even read the other FML? I don't think they pissed a completely new penis out...
username_taken1 2
I'm just glad to hear I'm not the only one this has happened to
beachtrash 7
I learned that lesson when I was 5. Horrible experience. Never assume you can just let it hang. Manual control prevents this error.
mattyiscool123 26
I'd make a urine joke but it's piss-poor
heelsss 2
Small dick?
samlovesham1234 9
Batdad: "Ben! Make sure you point it down! We don't want a repeat of last time!"
BigDave469 15
So this is why my pants keep getting wet when I sit down and take a #3 (that's a combo of 1 and 2)
ihatedouchbags 17
Why is everyone assuming OP is a man? It can happen to a woman, trust me, I know. FYL OP
ScottyDavis 6
If it makes you feel any better this has happened to me many times but at home
pancakessdsjsn 17
As a full grown adult, I should think you would have urinating down by now