Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
Today, my roommate invited her brother over to drink. Neither can handle their drink and her brother is a sympathy spewer. He’s not my guest but I had to clean up vomit until 4 in the morning. FML
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML
Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
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harrypotter955 19
Kick her. Don't kick her out of the house. Just kick her.
Serisent 26
That's a little sickening, isn't it?
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Comments (93)
01Ben21 10
Oh man, I feel for you OP. Try not to beat her to bad.
mn_shr 22
Oh come on, that's what family is for.
Elfkid21 19
that's b.s. she should have gotten out of bad and not have thrown up on you!! i mean you were nice enough to give her the bed! personally if i was giving up my bed, (depending on the situation on whether or not to give up my bed in the first place!!) i woulda slept on the couch. why didn't she sleep on the couch to begn with???
Kkkdawg 27
Why the **** didn't you sleep on the couch? Or share the bed? Ydi for allowing yourself to get shafted to the floor.
Chompzone 14
I'm pretty sure there isn't anything else he could sleep on, there's a reason he slept on the floor. By the way, maybe he let her have the (possibly 1 person) bed because, you know, he's chivalrous or just not a complete douchebag.
droidlover 14
Oh yea
brittany1143 5
Ewe that's gross!
strayaway 12
I'm severely emetophobic I would've ended up in the hospital for a sever panic attack I am sorry OP but YDI for being too nice
meaganxo 14
I know how you feel
newyorkcityguy 9
"YDI for being too nice." Not only do I hate you, but if I were to meet you I would kill you.
Helldemon 32
@88 - Agreed @74 - Go f**k yourself.
SuperSofie 23
Yummy, breakfast in bed... Just kiddin': so gross! FYL!
BrionyMareeeee 4
Note to self: Never sleep on the floor when someone isnt feeling well.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA