Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
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Top comments
imbatman_fml 0
Perhaps you should try faking it in other areas of life because fake you sounds better than real you. Fake parenting. Fake family outings. Fake co-woker. That's sad for you.
FYLDeep 26
How about you actually open up like he wants you too. Or tell him what to do so you groove better.
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Comments (183)
TattedDownJah 2
Lmao, come on yah'll that ***** funny
956TXking 0
everything
TattedDownJah 2
Cause now she always has to fake it lol
spermdump 0
considering when you married him, you took on a vow to be with him forever, maybe you should inform him about how to pleasure you? i really don't understand that you're married to him, which means you're meant to trust him implicitly - and you can't muster the balls to tell him how to improve your sex life? yeesh, this isn't an FML, this is more you-deserve-it-for-not-being-more-open-and-leading-him-to-believe-you-enjoy-your-obviously-unfulfilling-sex-life.
imdeborah 0
I TOTALLY AGREE #39. "Today I decided to fake it & my husband totally bought it. my life sucks" boofrigginhoo. how is this an FML?! you chose to fake it & you don't like the result. or you feel guilty. deal or confess. sexual FMLs like this bother me sooo much.
sparky831 0
damn sux for ur husband but u shouldnt b fakin it if u aint feelin it then tell him wat works n wat doesnt n if he is confident bout himself n his game he. might b a lil upset but in d end wil change wat he has to to make u cum...i mean for me personally it gives me pleasure to kno dat i am pleasurin a woman so i would do wat is necessary to turn her on. every1 in da world is different n not everythin works for every1 same goes for him ask him wat really turns him on n try it u wont regret it
boopityboppity 11
To quote snickers, "Ow." That was literally painful to try to interpret.
vacantdreamer 0
Jesus. English scholars everywhere just shared a collective scream and tried to claw their eyes out.
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
40 haz 5uc# gr8 5p3//1ng
bridgette5866 0
93, I literally love you for that genius comment. Like, I am virtually proposing to you.
kenman884 2
My eyes ran away. Happy now???
kitty0910 0
lol I agree. my head hurts from reading that garbage.
perdix 31
Don't flatter yourself. If you pretend to have a screaming ******, that's good enough for him. He doesn't really give a shit whether you really had one or not.
dman4412 0
good guys care if they do or not
perdix 31
Good guys don't deserve to get stuck with lying frauds.
kazumaslayer666 3
perdix win
weritomexican 7
perdix: 100 pts!!! dman4412: o pts! perdix wins with a perfect score congradulations!!!!
Goth_Wolf 0
They don't but a lot of good guys end up with girls like that.
buttshapedfruit 0
ydi u bitch
sks4613 1
stupid bitch hopefully he gets his head in the game and pulls you from the game permanetly
thisismitch 3
sex
steveol 0
you must be a good faker
babyboo1592 0
y is this an fml? he thought it was good. b happy.