Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, while taking a test in my online class, my sister unexpectedly showed up. She panicked when she realized what I was doing, as the class has a strict rule of being 100% alone during tests. I assured her that because she wasn't helping me to cheat, it would be fine. Turns out it wasn't fine, as I got a zero. FML
Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
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Top comments
vocaloidtiger 12
Wow. That's just sad.
gonad_gobbler 1
All that counts is that you tried your breast, I mean best.
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Comments (251)
klutzyduck1 24
Okay, I might not agree with #43's excessive commenting, but if you're staring at a girls chest enough to be kicked out of a test, you are being disrespectful and degrading. Just because you don't see your actions as meaning that, doesn't mean they don't. Since you're not a girl, you don't know how dehumanizing that can feel. It's creepy as he'll too. One look, fine, but obviously this was excessive and he should have more manners.
BlAzEtHiS 0
Forever Alone.
osomoso 7
You should have looked your teacher in the eyes and said "the ******* made me do it"
rajdeep 8
well you got what you asked for
writergirl23 19
Karma's out to get you
titzenpitzer 9
1160 girls who are shocked by the nature of man ftw!
Xalandra 17
No, not shocked. The correct word would be appalled. Seriously? "Ohh look at the big boobs! I 'can't' help it if I stare at them like a moron and show no self control or respect for the people around me" No, just no. Unless your parents failed at life you should have learned self control while growing up. You aren't living it nature, you're living in a society which has rules, like don't be rude, and it's rude to stare. Learn self control, it's what truly separates adults from little obnoxious, whining children.
titzenpitzer 9
Wow wow wow wow wow wow! Chillpill! Of course it's rude to stare at them, I'm not that stupid. It's just that you can't deny that men are "attracted" to them....your big speech wasn't necessary at all.
nicoli7jj 3
Very sad..you can look at boobs all you want anytime..
Bigboned38 0
She was probably dressed like a ****, I hate it when woman under dress they know men will look at them. Next time just tell her to put some clothes on and walk to another seat.
Xalandra 17
Next time don't assume that she must have been dressed like a ho for OP to stare like that. You don't have to show cleavage to get attention if your boobs are huge, no matter what you wear it's still obvious that you boobs are big. Also, OP needs to show some self control and common sense.
Bigboned38 0
Let me guess your female?
Helenarth 6
And what would happen then? You expect the girl to leave the exam and go and put some clothes on which he deems acceptable, just because he can't exercise self-control?
Bigboned38 0
Ya I do, it's school not a strip club
icallbullshit 3
It's a conspiracy!
goose12321 11
Totally worth it