Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, while taking a test in my online class, my sister unexpectedly showed up. She panicked when she realized what I was doing, as the class has a strict rule of being 100% alone during tests. I assured her that because she wasn't helping me to cheat, it would be fine. Turns out it wasn't fine, as I got a zero. FML
Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
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vocaloidtiger 12
Wow. That's just sad.
gonad_gobbler 1
All that counts is that you tried your breast, I mean best.
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Comments (251)
Xalandra 17
You deserve it OP. Learn some self control and respect. Not to mention some common sense. It was clearly idiotic to do anything that would further ruin your grade in the class, no matter how big the boobs were. You will probably have plenty of times to see big boobs in the future, but you had only one chance to not fail the test.
berichsoon 11
The test was very important until the breast got in the way, you probably forgot why you were there
Mr_Eradication13 9
Should have gone to the bathroom and wanked it off
Pandacupcakelove 26
YDI, creep.
Birdie_Sage 0
Boobies over major test? You've got a bright road ahead of you...
Dodge4x4Ram 46
woman with small boobs,,,, will make the following negative comments
MelloJello123 1
Has anyone else ever wonder why we actually find boobs attractive, like l love boobs l just don't get why l do
mariet_fml 23
Do you want a biological explanation or for people to just agree?
j_cat187 20
Because as animals, we seek a mate most capable of bearing children.
Lemonkiss 0
Idiot
josephhaynes1990 1
Okay, just because he was staring doesn't mean he does not respect women. For the love of all hell, jump down off of your high horse, and join the rest of us down here on planet earth, where kids are hormone driven, starin little buggers. For the longest time I tried to play the good ol' boy card too, when I finally had that stick surgically removed from my ass, I realized that nature will win every single time and if a females "private parts" are something that turns someone on, they're going to stare, just like if a mans muscles turn a woman on, she will stare. It doesn't mean she doesn't respect men, just that she's physically attracted to him. This crap goes both ways doll, so shut up and stop gettin preachy on the kid
kandi_kid69 15
YDI. Instead of staring at the breasts, you should have focused on your test if you were failing the class. OP, next time get some control.