Expensive noodles, dude
Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML
Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
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Top comments
kidclarke 15
What a waste of what could have been 2,173 cups of Ramen instead.
babygirlprincess 17
"I bought it like this. can I get a new one? "
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Comments (115)
AyeJay101 25
This is why it's best to eat peacefully away from distractions such as a laptop. Oh well, looks like no more distraction for you.
Reasonable_one 12
I, like several others, saw the laptop price and assumed it was made by Apple. So now I am curious, was this a basic Apple computer or was it a higher end non-Apple machine?
thesmeagol 22
Take the laptop apart and just clean out some parts and let it dry, could work or maybe you'll need to replace the board/ other parts.
noonenoeone 22
Just replace all the water damage sensors (you can buy the exact same litmus paper and look up where they place each one) then file for a warranty replacement. If it's Apple it'll be tricky as they really hide theirs (like at the bottom of the headphone port etc) but it's more than worth a shot to recover $1500.
Jefffz 13
You always have to be aware of the dangers of Ramen
xXAHXx112 13
what did you upload this with if your laptop is screwed?
SPN_lover666 27
He probably used the FML app on his phone, or used a library computer.
sweetbliss3 37
I don't get it. I've spilled my noodles on my laptop and nothing happened. did you keep all the water in your noodles, because slightly damp noodles shouldn't ruin your laptop?
mattrd_fml 31
ydi it. first you spent 69 cents on ramen? you can easily find them elsewhere for 4 for a dollar! and you shouldn't have been eating it near a computer or should have been more careful while doing so.
mds9986 24
I agree with OP's name.
lovelockdown23 23
who pays that much for ramen? They are 6 for a dollar at walmart. Sorry about your computer though.