fuckstudentloans
Los Angeles, United States
Expensive noodles, dude
Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
chickenflavouredlaptop
Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML
noname
United States
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Ew-dles
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
NC
Malaysia
Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML
Blackshadows
Somerset, United States
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
1000dollarspoor
United States
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
college estudiata
Weird flex, but OK
Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML
Anonymous
Flu season
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Lexi
France
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
delicious
Wellington, New Zealand
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Top comments
kidclarke 15
What a waste of what could have been 2,173 cups of Ramen instead.
babygirlprincess 17
"I bought it like this. can I get a new one? "
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Comments (115)
Unbearable_fml 21
Hope it was good ramen!
dantee2005 33
69? Well there must be some joke here!!
calvinbenik 15
Well most of us are older than 12
BooBerry777 14
yeah, alot older, like 69.
dantee2005 33
Well that's the joke I was talking about.
R2Y2 22
That's what we gathered.
Wizardo 34
Well according to you it was 69 cents of shit. Apple and noodles really don't mix.
gunnerblaster 21
Warranty, dude.
UO88 10
Warranties that would cover this are accidental warranties and generally cost more. Doubt they have it.
Miss_Whipped 43
I work for Apple and even our AppleCare Protection Plan doesn't cover accidental damage for MacBooks (just covers accidental damage for phones and shit like that). So chances are, they aren't covered.
DeadHorseman 11
i clicked the ydi so fast you should be proud of my speed
tantanpanda 26
I clicked both. One way to see it is "it sucks that such an expensive machine got ruined by a super cheap product." The other way is "why was your ramen close enough to your laptop to ruin it? Were you that clumsy to spill ramen all over your laptop or tip it over?" This really goes both ways.
mds9986 24
Nobody cares what you clicked.
ZombieSazza 34
Ouch... Sorry, OP. :(
kidclarke 15
What a waste of what could have been 2,173 cups of Ramen instead.
wakemeupplease 21
You really like math lol
Rented_eyebrows 18
Either he really likes maths or u must be stupid :D a simple calculation on a calculator can give u the answer......!
e_is_for_eli 12
1,500/0.69= 2,173.9 it isn't complicated math.
Jonkbaby 23
We don't know what a jumbo pack at costco would cost. or, if the supermarket happens to have a sale,
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Not trying to be "that guy", but you guys aren't figuring in tax. Just saying.
071312 9
You can get 2,100 packets of 69¢ noodles assuming tax is 7¢ on the dollar. Your total would come to $1,500.43. (: BUUUUT, knowing that she paid tax on her computer, she actually paid $1,605 which would equal 2,173 packets (= $1,604.3259) so he was right!
Dick_diamond 22
Bowel? Did you take a shit on your laptop?
AbtractAngela 17
Where can you buy bowels for 69 cents?
bearstyle22 11
college life