fuckstudentloans
Los Angeles, United States
Expensive noodles, dude
Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
chickenflavouredlaptop
Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML
noname
United States
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Ew-dles
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
NC
Malaysia
Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML
Blackshadows
Somerset, United States
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
1000dollarspoor
United States
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
college estudiata
Weird flex, but OK
Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML
Anonymous
Flu season
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Lexi
France
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
delicious
Wellington, New Zealand
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Top comments
kidclarke 15
What a waste of what could have been 2,173 cups of Ramen instead.
babygirlprincess 17
"I bought it like this. can I get a new one? "
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Comments (115)
Tante_Sam 4
a... bowel of noodles? I am extremely confused now.
davek 36
If you ruined it with your bowel then I don't want to be the technician who repairs it.
AbtractAngela 17
I'm sure your bowel is worth more than just 69¢. You have to believe in yourself, OP!
AdamPractical 18
Have a warranty?
jacob_coryell98 8
That ramen better have been worth it
babygirlprincess 17
"I bought it like this. can I get a new one? "
Jonkbaby 23
*apple customer service person grabs one off the shelf, dumps cup of noodle on it. "here you go!"
lexiieeex3 32
Next time I would try to keep the noodles free of apples if I were you. It's bad for the stomach.
DraconicFeline 31
Shame you're getting down voted. I thought it was clever...
jackipdoc 31
Where are you getting your ramens from?! I get mine for $0.20 at Target!!
SirMichael 13
Target? That's a strange place to buy food.
e_is_for_eli 12
super target is a grocery store as well
Lmf2 3
$.20 at walmart for me to
kaitlynjane 28
You speak craziness, Earth boy. More noodles means more human.
igg125 30
If you have renters insurance it might be covered.
lexiieeex3 32
From the looks of this FML it doesn't seem likely...