Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch when my cat decided to join. Instead of jumping, he opted to climb. While he was climbing, he put his paw on my junk and got his claws stuck there. He then tried to force them out, which hurt even more. It took almost a full minute to break him free. FML
Today, my kitten was playing with the drawstring on my pajama pants. He then jumped, clinging on to my crotch. I screamed in pain, which scared him and made him hold on tighter. My cat was literally hanging from my vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I spent a half hour trying to help my cat down after he got stuck in the tree on my lawn. I finally gave up and called a local tree care company to help. When I returned outside, I found my cat casually walking about by the door. The guy who showed up to help was not happy. FML
Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML
Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML
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iSlowPwnz 0
Amazing cat! Is this a FML? I'm not sure
scorpiogirl666 0
If you can't deal with kittens being the spawn of the devil you shouldn't have gotten one. Seriously, I love cats, but my kitten wakes me up at 6 in the morning by attacking my face. Still, though, FYL. But I bet the kitty was cute, so it's okay.
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Comments (155)
lil_miz_liz09 0
How is your cat the devil? Because it didn't catch you when you fell? What did you expect it to do?
XanimalloverX 0
Keep him inside then
Chazlol 7
LMAO
musiclife_fml 0
Remember, cats have 9 lives. You, on the other hand...
painislife 2
Hahahahahaha
brainwascht 0
hahahahahahah, "spawn of the devil" that automatically makes it a funny FML.
MadaFaka_fml 0
I always preferred dogs over cats. cats attitude is wrong.
xxXChiiXxx 2
"Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil." LMAO X3
SarlaccBits 0
Ok, it’s a cat. Cats do not get “stuck” in trees. They can climb quite well as they have nice sharp claws and they can jump quite high. YDI for thinking the thing was stuck.
kittengrl39 0
#83, just because cats can climb well doesn't mean they can't get stuck. It's easier to climb up something than to climb down, especially when you climb up high enough that just jumping would break something, even for a cat. Two of our cats have climbed trees that were high enough that they got stuck and stayed there for hours, meowing, not coming down even though it was obvious they wanted to. We had to go up on ladders and get them, because they refused to move otherwise.
SarlaccBits 0
I do know this... I own a cat... two actually... for the last nine years.
dramakat11 0
Kittens are the cutest bestest things ever! YDI for mistakenly thinking the kitten was "stuck." It's all about preference. Yeah cats will throw up and shed everywhere so you have to be willing to deal with that. And they all have different personalities, just like humans. So you may get a spawn of the devil, lol. But I tend to prefer cats because they such strong personalities and they're not just your slave like dogs are. I've had some super sweet cats.