Today, I returned home from my aunt's funeral abroad to find my boyfriend in bed with my sister, who claimed she was unable to fly due to the flu. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, I came back home from a 3-month trip to see my boyfriend and his family. Leaving them was obviously very emotional, and to top it off as soon as I got home, I realized I'd left my antidepressants behind, and I now have the flu as well. FML
Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML
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Top comments
Kurliez408 32
I don't know what's worse - the fact she slept with your boyfriend, or the fact that she actually gave up going to your aunt's funeral to do it. I'm sorry for your losses, both aunt and the loss of a decent sister.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I hope you told the rest of the family what you caught her doing. She sounds pathetic if she skipped the funeral of a relative just to backstab you, and hopefully the rest of the family agrees.
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Comments (17)
ThrottleJockey 36
Sounds like two more funerals are in your near future.
DanielleinDC 34
I guess she's feeling better now? I 'm sorry, OP. Your sister and (hopefully ex) boyfriend sound awful.
fatbody 6
LMAO I mean I know its not funny but its kinda funny on another note I say you **** em both up real talk