Today, after lots of overcast weather, we opened the blinds to the children's section in the library, to let in the beautiful sunshine. Fifteen preschoolers were greeted by the sight of a used condom plastered against the window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I took my son to a doctor’s appointment. As we were walking to the office, we saw a homeless man, stark naked, bathing in the decorative fountain. I hurried us inside but unfortunately my son got full view of well everything. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
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Top comments
Emma1562 35
I doubt they knew what it was, they probably thought it was a balloon that's not inflated.
BlackHawkSavior 28
Damn, sex education sure does start early these days
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Comments (47)
ravenblue_6 11
Ew. ?
Sweet_Melody 15
I've seen used condoms in places where they shouldn't be too and I wish they would of threw it in trash.
Tannasgh 22
At least someone is being safe
Natsu_Salamander 8
What a sticky situation
proudspanishgirl 10
Kids are so Innocent this days lol
The_ghetto_mango 25
Safety first!
FMZiggy 22
The real question is whether it was on the outside of the window, or the inside...
Metallicality 5
That's gross who throws a used condom at a wall?
mylifesF 15
If any of them even noticed or knew what it was, that's when you should be worried
1739 8
Once some kids found a condom on the ground at school.... None of the teachers wanted to pick it up