Today, after lots of overcast weather, we opened the blinds to the children's section in the library, to let in the beautiful sunshine. Fifteen preschoolers were greeted by the sight of a used condom plastered against the window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I took my son to a doctor’s appointment. As we were walking to the office, we saw a homeless man, stark naked, bathing in the decorative fountain. I hurried us inside but unfortunately my son got full view of well everything. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
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Top comments
Emma1562 35
I doubt they knew what it was, they probably thought it was a balloon that's not inflated.
BlackHawkSavior 28
Damn, sex education sure does start early these days
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Comments (47)
TheNewGuy03 29
I can all but guarantee that they won't be able to identify what it is and what it's used for. Just ignore it (not forget about it!) and go about your business, and they should do the same. Of course, find some way to get rid of it so it's not ... tampered with later by preschoolers.
Talis99 26
Must have come hard.
abhig 14
Time to protection !!
Laphog 17
Safe sex is wonderful thing , until it comes flying out a car window and hits you in the face
worldclassrager 41
Looks like your maintenance man didn't clean the windows recently or that area is lovers lookout
HollyQuinn 21
No worries,they won't know what that is. Tell them it's a balloon full of... rice pudding? I don't know.
ninjakitty254 23
That's disgusting.
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
I seriously doubt they were traumatized by it. They're 4 years old. My 8 year old wouldn't be able to identify a condom.
LevyLove 17
It was on the window...???? Bitch... HOW?? LOL I'd really like to have known what kind of freaky shit went down for that. Or he could've just been doing the Caveman and grunted loudly when he finished and threw the used condom as a sign of power whilst pounding his chest. Either way I wish I saw. ???
datkenna 20
That definitely wasn't in the forecast!