Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML
Today, after gaining all the weight back that I had lost after my first marriage, I realized that the only thing that fits me now is my wedding ring. FML
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green_eyes124 0
Prove him wrong girl, he's a jerk : )
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Two possibilities: A) He's insecure now that OP's improved her appearance— and more importantly, has gained confidence— that he's got to tear her self-esteem down to keep her to himself or to make himself feel better about his own flaws, or B) He's a total douche. Sorry OP; don't let him steal your pride in yourself.
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mustardcat 1
he's right don't start spending on size 8 yet
yummycupcakegirl 0
prove him wrong!!
elwoods 0
God. I'm sure the OP isn't reading this but gonna post it anyway. I've been in and out of hospital for the last 6 years due to my anorexia. I have caused irreparable damage to my heart, kidneys and bones. My eating disorder began when I started a diet "to lose a few pounds and get fit". My friends told me I would never stick with it. I sure showed them :-/ Please, please take care. I've ****** my life up, don't make the same mistake as me.
elwoods 0
And personally, I think a lot of the comments people are posting are really ****** up. You don't need to prove anyone wrong.
docfan 0
maybe he meant ''I want to have a kid"
docfan 0
maybe he meant ''I want to have a kid"
girly30galore 0
.... and he would never get laid again!!!
izzyfiorent 0
aww I would dump him
Allymeme 3
Size is a bit big, and size 0 is too small. I am the perfect size. I am size 4 and I look awesome! I make fun of fat people. And I've never been fat, I just have a good metabolism.
muzikjunkie16 0
me too but I'm a guy so idgaf about way size I wear I still look good
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Nobody likes a narcissistic asshole. -.- A) There's no such thing as the "perfect" size. Size varies with cut and style, attractiveness depends on taste, and ideal healthy weights are determined by build, height, body fat percentage, muscle development, etc. B) It doesn't matter what size you are; eating shit and never exercising is a bad, bad idea. You'll regret it.
Spastastic 6
Hear hear, Jane.
Allymeme 3
So? I don't really care if people on the internet believe me or not. I just enjoy commenting on these and making the OP feel really bad about themselves. Even if I were obese or something, I'd still do it just because making fun of strangers I'll never meet feel bad is fun and makes me have a good day. I also make fun of people on the streets that I don't know. I was making fun of a girl the otehr day because she I thought she had an ugly face. She cried, it was hilarious. You don't have to feel empathy if you don't know the person. And I am a bitch and proud of it. :) And it has nothing to do with insecurity, it's just the way my older brother taught me to be since I was little. I have no choice but to follow his influence right... ;) (ok i don't actually believe that, but I use it as an excuse in school and stuff if I get in toruble. I tell them my older brother did it, so therefore it's ok for me to do. You'd be surprised at how often it works.)
5t3ff1k4h 47
131, there are so many things so very wrong with what you just said.
lil_miss_blair 0
when i am in heaven i will be laughing at you as you burn in hell
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Allymeme one day you will make fun of the wrong random stranger and they will beat the crap out of you, or worse. When that day comes no one will feel bad for you. They will all just say "she brought it on herself." I hope you'll see the error of your ways before that happens but if not I'll just hope that you'll learn from the experience.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ally, it's pretty safe to say what you need is a good shrink. Know who else doesn't "have" to have empathy? Psychopaths.
muzikjunkie16 0
hahahhahahh damn that was petty
Fridiculously 0
you LOST weight and you're a size 8? oh, America.
SPN_lover666 27
OP is in Australia. An Australian size 8 is around an American size 4. Oh look, an American schooled your ass.