Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML
Today, after gaining all the weight back that I had lost after my first marriage, I realized that the only thing that fits me now is my wedding ring. FML
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green_eyes124 0
Prove him wrong girl, he's a jerk : )
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Two possibilities: A) He's insecure now that OP's improved her appearance— and more importantly, has gained confidence— that he's got to tear her self-esteem down to keep her to himself or to make himself feel better about his own flaws, or B) He's a total douche. Sorry OP; don't let him steal your pride in yourself.
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TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Two possibilities: A) He's insecure now that OP's improved her appearance— and more importantly, has gained confidence— that he's got to tear her self-esteem down to keep her to himself or to make himself feel better about his own flaws, or B) He's a total douche. Sorry OP; don't let him steal your pride in yourself.
lil_miss_blair 0
agreed
rlerke 0
tell him that you'll always be fat just like he will always have E.D.
darkmis1 18
Lolz :p And hi-you're hot ;-) OP: All you have to do is prove him wrong and keep the weight off. Then when he sees that you did, and wants you in bed, say no!
whoisthisgirl 4
:0 make him regret saying that!
annoyer69 0
wow u r so fat i am a size zero. ur boyfriend wud luv me more fatty
green_eyes124 0
Wow, you picked the perfect username for yourself.
xXxDestinyXxX 0
Troll
SabrinaEstrella 0
Size zero? What would he grab? A flat ass? And before you sit there and say something stupid, I'm a size 4. Beauty DOES NOT = being a size 0.
inezzy12 0
what a jerk!!!
manonwater 0
what a DICK!!! my wife has lost 75# and I'm so proud of her! he needs to be more supportive for you! maybe he will gain all that you have lost and you can give him shit right back!!! karma is a bitch!!! by the way, good job and keep up the good work!!!
MissErikaHart 0
I read ur profile. I think that's very nice. good luck to u and ur wife and I hope soon u can spend more time with her
green_eyes124 0
props to you for being a good husband : )
manonwater 0
thanks
Xavi89 0
he has a point
Petawhitney 2
Size 8 is the new size 13, fatty.
green_eyes124 0
Really now? You are a moron.
luna4545 4
size 13 is 13. idiot. maybe that was her size before which getting to a size 8 is a huge accomplishment
kimbaheartsyou 0
OP is Australian. Australian sizing is different. A size 8 Aus is about a 26 inch waist size jeans so that's equivalent to a (I think) size 2 US.
ANTLink19 4
husband FTW being financially responsible
manonwater 0
people, if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all!!! I'm just saying...