Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply, "#rekt", then, "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
She broke up through Facebook. Is she 12?
Thinkitthrough 23
That is really messed up man. Your dad should have your back and the girl should at least care enough to tell you in person. Hey at least she didn't try to frame you for cheating.
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Comments (73)
logicrules 11
I think you need to get over it, if she broke up with you on Facebook she obviously didn't care anyway. By the sounds of it she really does need to let you have your balls back. Also your dad sounds funny as ****.
kpohil 13
would like like to point out op is a guy. Guys do not talk about feelings. we repress it drink a beer and move on the. become bitter in our old age.
shfs2010 4
Hahaha. You're probably better off.
zombiekiller52 24
How many of your friends liked that comment?
StickyPickles 33
Hash tag slammed by the old man. . Brutal
patrickalamo 48
Reply, no, I'm finally going to grow a pair.
BlondePsycho 43
How much of an attention ***** is she that she did this on a public site instead of in private? Even if youre going to not do it jn person, its remotely less humiliating to send a private message instead of posting it
Tonisha1989 11
I like how your dad knows rekt when I'm 25 and had to read comments to understand what it meant. I'm falling behind on bad spelling and acronyms.
Tonisha1989 11
I would have also asked my dad where mom keeps his and say I'm sure that she threw those old things out years ago #aarp
mfxray 10
the ultimate post of shame.