Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply, "#rekt", then, "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
She broke up through Facebook. Is she 12?
Thinkitthrough 23
That is really messed up man. Your dad should have your back and the girl should at least care enough to tell you in person. Hey at least she didn't try to frame you for cheating.
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Comments (73)
UhHuhHoney 20
Lol
bleeping 5
I've never seen facebook make a relationship breakup announcement, so how did you comment on that?
False_Stupidity 42
Simple, Facebook will notify friends of any change in relationship status, the ex-girlfriend would have changed hers to single.
amzee96 18
My ex dumped me by changing his relationship status to be in a relationship with someone else, when I asked what was up he said "I'm dating her now. Bye" That was the guy I lost my virginity to. I know the feels.
cccook1547 14
#360rektm8
WattledParsley 11
Always check yourself before you shrek yourself
Carbonx11 3
Your dad seems awesome
cjfred 13
And this is why, regardless of your age, it's a bad idea to be Facebook friends with your parents. The temptation for them to embarrass you, tell you how to live your life, or both is just too great.
ChopSuey444 20
What is he, 14?
AliGInTheHouse 24
Sounds like the thing I would do.
Dat_Potato 7
Lmao #rekt xD I find it so entertaining that your dad put that.