Today, my mom told my girlfriend an embarrassing story about me, along the lines of whenever my parents would take me school clothes shopping, I'd cry because I hated all the choices they gave me. The most recent incident of this? Last year. I'm 18. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told an entire room full of people about the time I almost died from severe diarrhea as a toddler. When I told her that it was embarrassing, she simply told me to “grow up”. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
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Top comments
crackz12 10
Well than grow the **** up
Skittlepickle 13
Be thankful your parents buy you clothes. I spent my childhood naked.
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Comments (139)
SailorLove 4
what a bitch!! you're 18, grow up!!
tedyesca 0
yup, you immature girls get like that.
006ruler 0
sitt'n in the front seat! kicken in the back seat! wich seat ahould i taaaaaaeaaakkke?
gracefield21 7
So u cryed when ur mom was buying u clothes? Why was she buying u clothes anyways?
ndhin831 2
I was hoping you were a lesbian but a chick, any chick, would never cry from too many clothing choices.
op_156_fml 3
or you could grow up get a job and move out while you still know it all....quit Bein a whinny lil bitch and be thankful....I bought my own clothes at the age of 11 I had my own apt before 18
zombicidal 11
going into hot topic and see the epic wall of hundreds of band tees yes I **** in my pants every time
vbmg152 19
You're 18? Get a job and buy your own damn clothes!!! Oh, and stop being a crybaby!! Do you still have a girlfriend? I doubt it! Women hate it when men cry!
rubyliu8420 7
U R PATHETIC!!!
lolitroll_fml 0
Kind of your fault who cries over clothes choices