Today, my mom told my girlfriend an embarrassing story about me, along the lines of whenever my parents would take me school clothes shopping, I'd cry because I hated all the choices they gave me. The most recent incident of this? Last year. I'm 18. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told an entire room full of people about the time I almost died from severe diarrhea as a toddler. When I told her that it was embarrassing, she simply told me to “grow up”. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
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crackz12 10
Well than grow the **** up
Skittlepickle 13
Be thankful your parents buy you clothes. I spent my childhood naked.
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Comments (139)
hoonyer 17
Sounds like the only solution is to join a nudist colony. . . but then again I say that for everything
niamah 11
You might want to check with your girlfriend if she knew beforehand that she agreed to date a girl
Torva_fml 16
He's not a girl... Just a pussy.
unmistakablyamaz 4
Why are your parents even taking you shopping at 17/18? Or, if they must take you for some reason or another, why the hell are they picking out your clothes?? Most importantly, why can't you be mature and simply say: "no thanks, that's not really my style" instead of crying like a big ass baby? ydi and grow the hell up!!
peepeeparee 0
Preach it!
peepeeparee 0
I know I just posted a freakishly rude comment... but, I'll give the OP props for a kind of cool name. He's still a bitch though.
peepeeparee 0
Cat? Or ******?
brooks10101 1
Do you meen boyfrend cause u sir are gay
peepeeparee 0
No... I've met FLAMING gay men that were manlier than that.
FMLoverAgain 7
Fml I reversed the thumb up and thumb down on these two posts. The original comment is homophobic. I meant to dislike that.
trese666 0
Why are your parents dicks ? You should choose the clothes you want, but come on..crying
AustenB 1
You cry about clothes at 17, then post it on FML hoping to get sympathy??? Absolutely pathetic. Tbh you don't even deserve a GF if your crying like a 5 year old about clothes
grmphf 7
Why don't you just buy your clothes yourself?
DEADMANWALKING13 1
If she loves u... She will stay with u