Today, my mom told my girlfriend an embarrassing story about me, along the lines of whenever my parents would take me school clothes shopping, I'd cry because I hated all the choices they gave me. The most recent incident of this? Last year. I'm 18. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told an entire room full of people about the time I almost died from severe diarrhea as a toddler. When I told her that it was embarrassing, she simply told me to “grow up”. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
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Top comments
crackz12 10
Well than grow the **** up
Skittlepickle 13
Be thankful your parents buy you clothes. I spent my childhood naked.
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Comments (139)
joee182 3
I would cry to if my mom never let choose my clothes espicially if i was 18.sucks to be you dude:/
Okayitwasme 0
Hello! Keep the tags and receipts, go with a friend and return them.
evamusical 12
Wow, really? Gotta try that!
Cookiegirl222 0
Even if your with your parents you can still pick your own shirts out!
kshafer08 7
Your a big boy now you dont need mommy and daddy to hold your hand anymore.
kdangel 7
I really hope you are a woman. I can't really imagine a seventeen year old boy crying over clothes...
chels1994 11
youre joking right? at least your parents care enough to take time out of their lives to give to you. suck it up, princess.
winterxroses 3
Bout time to explain you're a big kid, even if you do cry at the drop of a hat! You're 18..you have the ability to say, "I don't like this". Ask for guild lines! Don't let them buy clothes for you! At least return them. They probably treat you like a kid because you act like one. Crying because your parents still buy things for you?! You act like a 10 year old girl.
badactor009 0
I know a ten year old girl. You are disparaging all ten year old girls by comparing this sorry example of his gender with her.
skyeyez9 25
Did you cry cause mommy bought Gap Jeans instead of a bunch of $300 a pair designer jeans? Get a job and buy your own clothes!
sougstad 7
You are a loser my friend. Get a job and buy your own damn clothes and quit ya cryin. It is people like you that make people like me realize that life isn't all that bad after all