Today, my mom told my girlfriend an embarrassing story about me, along the lines of whenever my parents would take me school clothes shopping, I'd cry because I hated all the choices they gave me. The most recent incident of this? Last year. I'm 18. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told an entire room full of people about the time I almost died from severe diarrhea as a toddler. When I told her that it was embarrassing, she simply told me to “grow up”. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
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Top comments
crackz12 10
Well than grow the **** up
Skittlepickle 13
Be thankful your parents buy you clothes. I spent my childhood naked.
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Comments (139)
porkokorko 2
If I was your girlfriend, I would want to know something that ******* weird, so I could stop being your girlfriend. What's wrong with you?
jmad29 2
Talk about spoiled brat, your way past old enough to pick out your own clothes. Shocked u have a gf at all
riha1210 1
AHAhahahah
structuredchaoz 4
Lol. I was going to say it. But the number 1 comment said it perfectly. Well said.
thewife5 19
Please come back and let us know when you're going shopping again... I can not even imagine this in real life! I would love to antagonize you if I were to ever see it!! Wow
naughtia 14
Really? Get a job and buy your own damn clothes then.
bccaper 3
Pants must not have been skinny enough... You know you're old enough to get a job right? Buy your own clothes.
badactor009 0
You throw tantrums when mummy and papa are spending their $ on you AND you have a girl friend? The girl friend should probably shop around for a male with more man credentials and it sounds like OP needs to grow up.
badactor009 0
OP, your parents treat you like a child because you act like one. It is that simple. Don't blame them. They are not going to change until you do. Change is hard and so is growing up.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Better yet... MAKE your own! Even more choices, and exactly what you want.