Lennell
Golden child
Today it's my twin brother's and my birthday, and like every year people wish him a happy birthday instead of me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Not anyone's favorite
Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML
Boyufd
Who are you?
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Forgotten Birthday Girl
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Ondskansgris
Sweden
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
SquirrellyGirl
Today, my brother asked if I could babysit his kids tomorrow. I declined, as tomorrow is my birthday and I have plans. This isn't the first time he's forgotten my birthday, and I doubt it'll be the last. FML
Anonymous
Quezon City, Philippines
Happy Birthday baby!
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
birthdaygirl
San Francisco, United States
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Anonymous
Friends and family
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Anonymous
Livermore, United States
Where am I right now?
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my family. While they were singing Happy Birthday to me, my mother called me by my brother's name. When I blew out the candles a moment later, I joked, "I wish my mother could remember which son I am." Before we had even started eating the cake, she called me by my father's name. FML
BackIGo
Australia
Back to the drawing board
Today, I finished birthday shopping for my husband, my son, and a close friend, who all have birthdays within a week. I was proud of myself for being organized, until I remembered: my husband has a twin sister. FML
Top comments
phile 15
Happy birthday man don't let trivial things like that get you down on your special day
RichardPencil 32
When is your birthday?
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phile 15
Happy birthday man don't let trivial things like that get you down on your special day
RichardPencil 32
When is your birthday?
Yudith 28
Happy birthday to you!
DLBL 23
Sorry to hear that. Maybe well-wishers can't tell you apart on the fly and don't mean to be negligent of you.
DLBL 23
Sorry to hear that. Maybe well-wishers can't tell you apart on the fly and don't mean to be negligent of you.