Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my son broke up with his girlfriend. When I asked why, he said, "Because I found out she's adopted. Ugh. I just can't with that, y'know?" Never before have I ever felt the desire to disown one of my kids. It's not a pleasant feeling. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I thought was the one I’d one day marry, didn’t survive her first time meeting the extended family. My parents loved her, but my grandma, great grandma, aunties, and cousins gave her such a hard time that she ran out in tears, jumped on a bus, then broke up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
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FFML_314 12
That's when you tell her that you don't want to be with someone who's been banged more times than a screen door.
aussie_babe91 5
what a bitch, she clearly was't worth being with anyways. cheer up u will find someone better in no time.
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Comments (368)
clemcool_fml 0
what. a. bitch. wow... tell her at least your parents picked you; hers just got stuck with her selfish ass.
jamjenni2774 0
What a stupid bitch! Talk about ignorant! Your much better off without her!!!
reddwarf_fml 0
ur better of. she seems to be rather ignorant in many ways
salaamdelroba 0
OP, take her out one more time. Get her drunk and "sell" her to one of your friends for an hour.
pamelakwigington 0
wow that kinda makes me mad. girls like her give us a bad name. i'm sorry :/
maphineRAWRS 10
be glad you no longer have to be in a relationship with someone so heartless and selfish..
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like something a 5 year old would say.
hahabassist 0
well, now you can pursue your lifelong passion of becoming a superhero.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
What a heartless bitch! I can't believe that she dumped you because you were tragically orphaned when you were little and cannot understand adoption well enough. Well f her life if she can't get a nice guy like you. She is colder than the Ice Queen on a snowy day.
laxdude0589 0
shes a bitch and ur better than that