Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my son broke up with his girlfriend. When I asked why, he said, "Because I found out she's adopted. Ugh. I just can't with that, y'know?" Never before have I ever felt the desire to disown one of my kids. It's not a pleasant feeling. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I thought was the one I’d one day marry, didn’t survive her first time meeting the extended family. My parents loved her, but my grandma, great grandma, aunties, and cousins gave her such a hard time that she ran out in tears, jumped on a bus, then broke up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
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FFML_314 12
That's when you tell her that you don't want to be with someone who's been banged more times than a screen door.
aussie_babe91 5
what a bitch, she clearly was't worth being with anyways. cheer up u will find someone better in no time.
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Comments (368)
dlas 5
theres nothing to get over, you deserve better.
lmtl30stm 0
My father was adopted and didn't find out until he was 44 years old. He told me a month later. That's messed up about your girlfriend though. You can do better than that. She is being shallow.
xGabri3L 3
What a douche.
ladouche182 0
**** that bitch!!!! she is a ****** ignorant, u deserve better.
iltby 3
That's awful. You're so much better off without her.
sanjoooo 0
what a bitch, it's a good thing that she's gone now.FYL
idduduit 3
from 1 adopted person to another...best her ass!!
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Wtf
SeedlessMe 13
Yeah wow. What a psycho! Like, who the **** thinks like that?!.. I am sorry OP Remember, what doesn't kill us makes us stronger--- and this will make you a man of steel...
Trippchic 15
wow you're now ex is a bitch. sounds like she was just looking for an excuse and she picked the "lets be a heartless tw*t" way.