Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my 12 year-old brother tried doing laundry for the first time and ruined all my clothes with bleach. When my dad drove him to Walmart to buy replacement clothes for me, he bought me tighty whities. We both have worn boxers our whole lives. My dad won't return them. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
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ur_lifeblows 0
what a little weirdo...
trevolution11 0
don't forget to wash them.
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arudd 0
Ok wow, why has no one suggested that the kids parents be notified? I mean sure, all kids are going to be curious, but stealing from your friends sister for whatever reason is not alright. I reccomend the girl writing this tell her mom or if she feels comfortable enough tell the boys parents herself if she has a chance. It obviously makes her uncomfortable, and that is NOT ok. I also agree with the person who suggested asking the boy and his parents to pay for the items. Even if it was just a 15$ bra and some boring cheap panties, the items are useless now, and it's pointless and gross for her to get them back when she has the knowledge that the kid has been 'wearing' them. Aside from any issues the kid might have, he did rude things like stealing and he needs to be held accountable. Also, what the heck do you think would happen if this happens again and the boys parents found out on their own? The kid obviously hid it for a reason, and it would be easy for him to lie and say the older sister gave it to him by choice to transfer blame or whatever. This girl needs to protect herself!
TotchiNeko 0
lol. he must have thought the OP was hot. but he is still a perverted little creep show.
gigi_thewuera7 0
omg that's comedy
SHINeeAes 0
At times like these i am seriously glad that i dont have a brother :L Either way, your brothers friend seriously need to get a therapist.
YellowPeople 0
I am speechless.
911lovesme 0
What the heck is your little brother doing with a crossdresser?
Brittany16 0
oh wow . that sucks . little freak
ryguy997 0
W. T. F.
adrifter 0
Your bro is a drag queen in training
MYCATSEGA 0
what a sicko...thats really messed up. That kids probably going to be a male lindsey lohan when he gets older....and trust me the last thing this world needs is another lindsey lohan.