Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my 12 year-old brother tried doing laundry for the first time and ruined all my clothes with bleach. When my dad drove him to Walmart to buy replacement clothes for me, he bought me tighty whities. We both have worn boxers our whole lives. My dad won't return them. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
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ur_lifeblows 0
what a little weirdo...
trevolution11 0
don't forget to wash them.
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MYCATSEGA 0
when you get them back: 1 put them in a trash can 2 pour gasoline all over it 3 light it with a torch 4 might is well throw that little freak in there too
fogrunner 13
A **** you to all the HBT-phobes in here.
lolatlifehahaha 0
are you sure you want them back...
SomeoneReal 0
That"s gross sad and an invasion of pricvacy BUT y'all need to stop hating on that kid-if he really wants to be a girl, then he's got a lot of losers hating on him ahead.
pinkbubbles1 0
how did none of his friends notice he was wearing 3 cups instead of 1 ;)
lovethejoker440 0
tell him to keep them.
okieraider71 4
OP- Tell your parents about this immediately. They need to know.
Irakli_1 27
Romantic guy.. :D
Blahblah9921 4
werid is all i got to say ._.
littlexlune 16
I'd let him keep them.
dannnngthatsux 19
A gift? or ... Don't even want to be in the state with the creep, much less handle them?