Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for God knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowingly drove it around. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
Not the car mats! Time to beat some ass.
Hump_Zilla 0
look at the upside...you can still sit in it and make "vroom vroom" noises
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Comments (101)
FFML_314 12
Not the car mats! Time to beat some ass.
Bl4ck_1c3 2
lmao
MissGrinch 4
^Rolling on laughing floor? Edit: iicaptain, I saw that.
TheTigerRoars 0
You can always go steal someone else's car mats. Everyone's doing it. -Fluffy McTiger
MissGrinch 4
BAMF.
Smeagol648 0
Car mats are like the shizz. They really are assholes for stealing that.
jakii_ 0
55 calm down or i'll go steal yo' car mats
7mood75 7
Did he leave his shirt there? if he did then he is really dumb.
sukaaa 0
wtf? y the hell would they give it back? they coulda sold the rest of it вапще педйки
john7h567hgrd 0
@bluewaffle ...what are you talking about
john7h567hgrd 0
@bluewaffle ...what are you talking about
xXshotsXx 0
just look for ur rims I be t you will find it
mrfruits 0
pansy
breenarae25 0
aww, no more driving or listening to radio talk..
emilyrules41 0
I hate talk radio
PizzaGuy11 0
damn car mat prices are STILL going up?!
Hump_Zilla 0
look at the upside...you can still sit in it and make "vroom vroom" noises
FYLDeep 26
Where'd my comment go? Anyway, there's also a much better chance of not getting into an accident while giving road head.
PizzaGuy11 0
FAIL it was always there god didnt want the world to see your response.
riseagainst8767x 0
89-your just sad cuz u look like Justin bieber
FYLDeep 26
It seems to only show up about half the time.
aleksjai 0
well atleast you got it back :)
number3band 0
those bastards!
groundzeromma 8
Ummm YDI if you don't have insurance!
rpvia 0
oh damn they got the car mats, the most expensive hello kitty floor mats
SirWhatsHisFace 0
As long as they didn't take the weed you're fine.
EffinAhole 0
ha!
yourbandsucks474 0
I agree
Filitov 0
At least you save some money not having to buy a new frame...?
kwmfl 4
i love the pic. everything makes sense now!
shortyshort21 0
rofl
MagicGiraffe 12
and he saved even more if he took those 15 minutes :D
TheTigerRoars 0
What did I tell you about these cars you humans value so much? They're dangerous and you'll end up emotionally wrecked when another of your species steals it from you. -Fluffy McTiger
EffinAhole 0
shut up... you're not a tiger!!!
TheTigerRoars 0
But you sir, are an A hole. I don't see the problem here. -Fluffy McTiger
EffinAhole 0
Just be yourself! You post funny stuff like "steal their car mats everyone is doing it" then turn around and ruin it with this shit which isn't the least bit funny.
TheTigerRoars 0
I like to ruin it though. ._. That's the point of pretending to be a tiger. I didn't get attention when I was human. -Fluffy McTiger
MissGrinch 4
EffinAHole, there are many species here, including a depressed Android and a witty Earth. Lighten up! Is it too dark inside your hole?
TheTigerRoars 0
MissGrinch doesn't want my secret out! :D -Fluffy McTiger
MissGrinch 4
What secret?
TheTigerRoars 0
Exactly, small one, exactly. -Fluffy McTiger
redbluegreen 41
What? That you're actually a stuffed tiger at the bottom of my toy chest? How did you get internet access in there? You don't have thumbs. Get off the computer! Silly tiger.
Muscle_Car_Fan 0
Stop being such a douche bag!! Your not a frickin tiger!
Tikwichka 5
But he's holding/chewing a laptop! Are you saying the picture is fake?! I BELIEVE IN YOU FLUFFY!