Today, my sugar daddy-turned-boyfriend can no longer support my lavish lifestyle and told me to get a job. Ever since he divorced his wife and kids for me, he has to pay a hefty child support and alimony for them. This is way more than I bargained for. Now I can’t break up with him or he’ll think I’m a gold digger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt things were getting serious enough with my boyfriend that it was only fair to tell him I have a lot of credit card debt from helping out my ill mom before she died. He broke up with me and called me a gold digger, even though I didn’t ask him for a single penny. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke it off with me when she realized I can no longer treat her to expensive gifts and meals. My ex-wife is bleeding me dry with child support payments, I can no longer afford the lifestyle I used to have. She won’t take me back. Now I’m totally single and broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my ex-husband stopped paying his child support so when I phoned to threaten him with lawyers, he didn’t care. Apparently, he lost his job months ago and has been paying me out of his savings, but now he has absolutely nothing left I can take away from him. Now I feel bad. FML
Today, my wife somehow convinced a judge to force me to pay child support for a child that isn’t mine. I recently discovered our son was the result of an affair and not biologically mine, so I divorced her, but the judge is forcing me to keep supporting them financially. FML
Today, my husband was served child support paperwork by the couple he insisted on donating his sperm to. When I tried to warn him beforehand, he said I was being a jealous, paranoid, control freak and that it was his decision to help out some friends. We’re already struggling financially. Thanks babe. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
Today, it's the third time my ex has been granted a reduction in his child support payments coinciding with his gold digger getting an expensive gift. The first time it was her 4-carat engagement ring, then it was her breast and butt surgeries, and now a 3-week trip to Hawaii. I can barely afford food for our kids. FML
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Top comments
Dr_Alex 10
Isn't anyone who has a sugar daddy/mommy is a gold digger, by default?
maverick83 15
this is fake, right? this has to be fake. nobody is this stupid.
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Comments (22)
Dr_Alex 10
Isn't anyone who has a sugar daddy/mommy is a gold digger, by default?
Justkidding100 41
you are a gold digger, and he's a cheating ass. imo you both deserve to be unhappy but what's stopping you from leaving??
Hangryko 32
@Justkidding100 - She said at the end of the FML.
Justkidding100 41
right but she IS a gold digger and he's a shitty old man? who cares what he thinks ESPECIALLY when it's accurate?
mike3775 39
You FA’d and found out. You are a gold digger.
idragosani 17
So find a damn job.
maverick83 15
this is fake, right? this has to be fake. nobody is this stupid.
mike3775 39
I used to think that, than I started observing people and looking at who they elect, it confirms that yes, some people are that stupid
simplybe3 6
Who cares if people think you’re a gold digger. If it’s too much and this isn’t what you want leave. Sounds like either way you should definitely get a job and be quick about it. Time to humble yourself and take responsibility
Gina Marie Lombardi 15
I don’t think anyone feels sorry for you. You are a home wrecker, a gold digger and a few other choice words but won’t use. I hope karma comes back and bites you. Maybe one day when you find happiness your man will do the same to you
Crowned Sataness 12
um, you are a gold digger. and a home wrecker. and lazy. get a job.
BrizBurry 10
i don't see how that matters considering you are a gold digger
Iamthebanzai22 21
He's doing you a favour, follow his advice. You see, the problem is this: You are getting older and sugar daddies, well, they go for the pretty young things. So, unless you start building a career, one day soon you will just be sad and broke and no longer young and pretty enough to pull the wealthy guys. Stop being lazy and vain and start living a life that you can be proud of.