Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
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PhilSnake22 13
Did he later text you saying "HAHA TROLLED"?
darwinism 30
I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left. Such is life when you play a game of chance.
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Comments (37)
Narutosuns2fan 12
You deserved it OP! Have you never seen Drake and Josh?
LennyComa 39
So, What did you learn?
jedrools 16
you know online poker is nothing like real poker.... derp
lovesummers 8
That is how they get you to play your cash because they know when a newbie is there
migueljm5 18
Your friend must have really sucked at poker
nessernessa 5
:( that only makes you broke
worldclassrager 41
Either your friend sucks at poker or he can't stack the deck right