Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
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Top comments
Liamj774 36
Unlike your brother, the floor will always be there for you
ryannmichael 17
Time to get your revenge. Hide his game console and tell him "some things won't always be there for you"
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Comments (64)
ShirtlessWonder 17
While it most likely is something ridiculous, that could be somewhat understandable if he was in the middle of a tournament for a good sum of actual money.
Cebolamole 13
Well, it's not like he can pause it!
rabbiddog 13
Call of Duty: Modern Brocare
iLuvfatchickz 4
Can't mess up your kda for someone that may or may not be dead
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Just be glad it wasn't battlefield. Not only would you have been there longer but he might have played another game cuz it's so fun
DEATHLORD_fml 16
He's retarded.Console peasant.
iHyperModz 22
Did he win at least? What more was he playing? What was the score?
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
it's ok to sleep on the floor
exoticDeath 20
Are you the girl from the marriage IFunny features??
biopilot17 9
Sorry op but you can't pause xbox live ... It's gotta wait