Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML
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aback 5
At least you can sweep her up and re-package them.
LMAO_over_here 0
Wow #4 that's pretty disgusting...
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HipsterDoofus 0
youre not even trying anymore
cucuto89 0
I'm tired of these ashes ones.... What do asheses suddenly represent every memory you ever ahd of her? no its just the remains of a body, theres nothing emotional with it unless you create something. Stop crying
iplantzy 0
14- diiiiiiiick
grlwitperlEring 0
YDI for making up yet another cremation FML without knowing what the hell you're talking about anyone who has ever seen real cremains knows exactly why this is fake the so called "ashes" are actually more like a pile of small pieces of bones, and are nothing like they look like in movies
BigSky 5
Dogs do like bone meal.
wibble 2
On the plus side, apparently your family makes delicious barbeque. ...
NoNameAtAll_fml 1
Y did u leave the package where the dog could get it?
elfuzzo 0
YDI for owning a dog.
bishoprsv2 0
I agree with mnemic. How did your dog break an urn?
SadinSherman 16
It fell and broke?
rsava 0
Got to agree with grlwitperlEring, fake. All the ashes FMLs that talk about the "powdery ashes" or "dust" are fake. Real ashes look like small bone fragments with a very small amount of dust. Without getting to graphic, the larger the bone-like fragments the duller the blade.... use imagination here. Personal experience talking here, both my mother and father were cremated. And they come from the funeral home/crematory in a plastic bag in a metal can. So unless you put them in a soft package, doubtful the dog ripped the metal can apart.
timbo2468 0
You could always send ur dogs shit