Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML
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aback 5
At least you can sweep her up and re-package them.
LMAO_over_here 0
Wow #4 that's pretty disgusting...
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testing_fml 0
if this is true, i'm so sorry
fegd 0
I'm sorry, you kinda deserved it for having a dog and leaving it alone. What did you expect would happen? I'll never get people who leave irrational animals alone and then post FMLs about the shit those animals did.
frickity 0
I'm going to say FYL because you can't control a dog whilst in the shower, but you should have handled the ashes more carefully, ESPECIALLY if you thought it might be an issue. Put the ashes on a counter top and if it's a big dog, in the refrigerator or take it into your room or whatever. Idk, I'm sure there is more than one room in your house to which you could have stored said ashes and closed the door. Too bad though, frillz.
princesskitten 0
YDI for not training your dog better, and for leaving something so important where your dog could get to it, knowing he was untrained.
youtakefatdumps 0
I would have made a quick fire and used the ashes from there... No one would have ever noticed. It's not like your aunt would have opened the jar every day mourning her ashes
Eaglestrike117 29
Why do so many FMLs nowadays have to do with ashes of grandmothers and other relatives?
Hjelloo 0
YDI because cremation is stupid.
FYOURLIFE13 0
EAT THE ASHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND USE YOUR POOP
ADOG2645 17
And this is why five year olds shouldn't be allowed on this website.
narek996 0
****** up shit
bandluv4life04 0
That's so shitty. Have you heard of the guy who knocked over his chicks mom's ashes with their Christmas tree?