Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
At least you can sweep her up and re-package them.
LMAO_over_here 0
Wow #4 that's pretty disgusting...
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Comments (60)
MoonTiger 4
I'm sorry to say it, but YDI for not putting that pack to some place the dog can't reach...
Jord111222333 0
y is ur grandmother in a BAG? and not am ern......... ydi
sublime93 0
*urn
sgn12345 0
Cremate the dog and send THAT to her!
SuperSpore 0
What the hell man? What's wrong with you?!
ADOG2645 17
Dude, wtf
baydestrian_girl 0
awe thats horrible!
FuzzyWalnuts 0
There's been a few relative's ashes fmls on here recently. Not sure if I belive them all....
treli1593 0
shoot the dog. and now let the angry comments come in =]
Xero3g 5
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SweetieLish 0
Why would they just put the ashes in just a plastic bag? And why did you put it where the dog could get it? I thought they put ashes (or bone fragments) in urns and super-sealed them shut so no one could get it open without some serious trying....and since dogs don't have thumbs, I think it would be hard to get the top off...
FYOURLIFE13 0
join in with your dog.
dumass30 0
Aww I feel SO bad but where did you have the package?