Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
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veryst00pid 0
wait if you're at a beachhouse shouldn't you have towels for when you go to the beach?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Oo well at least no one saw you right?
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Comments (186)
AntiChrist7 0
I have the strange habit of putting the towel ready before I shower.
ChrisPolo 0
I guess when you're the douchebag type that rents a beach-house you expect everything to be handed to you.
cross027 0
I dint even dry off, I just put my clothes on and dry my hair that's it , what is it with girls having to be perfectly dry before putting on clothes
ezebreeze 0
YDI for not knowing if there was towels there. and couldnt u just run to where ur dirty clothes was and dry off with them? you never leave any vacations without a towel even if ur not going swimming. thrid , they would have supplied them so this is somewhat fake.
baller789 0
YDI for having a black uncle
LeashYouUp 0
First!
_rawrasaur_ 0
I hope you didn't catch a cold... >_>
shaniqualee 2
I would've just walked out briskly and said "Look out world, the Jungle is back!" and I would've just flashed my vajayjay everywhere.
anonymous3000_fml 0
haha! hilarious.
she_bangs 0
so dry off with whatever you wore to the shower downstairs, when you passed by that zero-blinds, everyone can see through windows. stop being stupid.
ClumsyJason 3
Dry off with a face towel or clothes that you wore before. Those are always better then being caught naked after shower.