Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
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veryst00pid 0
wait if you're at a beachhouse shouldn't you have towels for when you go to the beach?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Oo well at least no one saw you right?
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Comments (186)
sbe3207 0
Listen people. Leave this poor girl alone. I bet none if y'all really mean what you say. Get a life and stop being so gay over a dang story.
AnthonyB96 0
That is a pretty cool way to dry off. I put YDI because you could have used your clothes. But also your staying at a beachhouse so you should have brought some towels with you for the beach. Either this is fake or you're a dumbass.
dzidziaud 5
LOL this has happened to me before. I ended up drying myself with my clothes.
jonny2x4 0
So you chose to risk catching pneumonia over the embarrassment of being seen naked. Women are sooooo simple-minded.
serpicosghost 0
you shoulda went for a run. air-dry that shit
brokebod 0
YDI for not making sure you had a towel before you got in the shower. Rental beach houses NEVER supply linens.
harrowin 0
it matters that much if your clothes get wet? was it even winter? just wear them till they dry jesus.
BoxSocial 1
It's pretty much your fault for not being resourceful in the least. Take your hands, move it along your body where it's really wet, flick off the water, and repeat
locococo42695 0
i always bring my phone with me into the bathroom just in case somthen like this happens
woahitsasha 0
um air drying only takes like 2 minutes not 20!