Unlucky gal
Today, I broke my mug, windshield wiper, shower curtain, and foot, all in six hours. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
mommylife
Schaumburg, United States
Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly six minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML
Anonymous
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Ouch
Getting a head start on the Halloween look
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Anonymous
Madrid, Spain
Late fee
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
kernewek
United Kingdom
Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML
Burton
Heavy phone, dude
Today, I'm in the E.R. because I broke one of my toes when my cellphone slipped from my hands after taking a shower. Needless to say, my cellphone broke too. FML
ojskyguy
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Pearl, United States
Wine about it
Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML
Anonymous
Counterproductive?
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
ouch.
Stamford, United States
Not my day, is it?
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
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mariri9206 32
Wow, that is a baaaaaaaad day.
RichardPencil 32
I'm imagining you taking a shower on the roof of your RV while drinking coffee. You slip and grab the shower curtain as you fall, it comes down and you slide down the windshield and land badly on your foot -- all in an epic slow-motion fall. I tried watching, but I got bored after hour two.
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mariri9206 32
Wow, that is a baaaaaaaad day.
RichardPencil 32
I'm imagining you taking a shower on the roof of your RV while drinking coffee. You slip and grab the shower curtain as you fall, it comes down and you slide down the windshield and land badly on your foot -- all in an epic slow-motion fall. I tried watching, but I got bored after hour two.
luvlu444 24
Well I mean it could've happened all at once... now that'd b shitty
Kurliez408 32
just go to sleep op. it's just not your day
manofmerr 27
I think you might be cursed. If you go looking on here, i've seen tell of a man who can cast love spells. Maybe he can lift curses too.
RockPrincess26 16
Did you break a mirror lately?
leo1106 15
Going to need some background on this, OP. Thanks for the laugh. Hope you recover quickly.