Today, I woke up from an explicit dream involving my dentist. I'm scheduled for a conscious sedation appointment with him in two hours and I'm terrified of what I might say or do while I'm under. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
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Sinamoi 18
"I bet you're good at drilling more then teeth Mr. Dentist Guy." *collapse*
0RedPenguin0 8
"Drill me. Drill me so hard." I'm sure he'll be happy to use all his tools on you.
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Comments (68)
DocBastard 40
I really don't understand why people are so terrified of dentists. They really aren't that scary! They just scrape and drill your very sensitive teeth while you're lying helpless under a blinding light. What's to fear? Better to stay awake than confess your love in a haze of nitrous oxide.
Enslaved 38
"Little Shop of Horrors"
OnlyAvailableID 28
'Feed me Seymour!'
Pleonasm 36
And there's always blood. At least for me. My dentist says that if he doesn't have his hands on the back of his head, he's not doing it right. That sounded less awful in my head...
barefootchic 6
I'm sure he's heard plenty of odd things before. A true professional will just ignore it. Don't worry, OP.
Enslaved 38
Well, whatever happens, I'm sure he'll tell you to spit afterwards.
winkydog4056 16
#19_That's so true. They never tell you to swallow.
subwaysurfers 13
Reminds me of Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses doing verrry personal things to her unconscious patients.
KingCeltic77 18
"My mouth is open... Make you wanna do anything?"
howdeedoo 22
"Yeah, maybe fix your teeth"
z_lite 6
This FML better have a sequel.
mykelinva 4
Is be hot and single? Maybe this is an ice breakermoment that you will tell your kids and grandkids!
coach25 5
Just one question. Is the explicitness you speak of ADA approved?
Werken247 14
4 out 5 dentists agree.
Onmyzephyr 5
Oh come back and tell us all about it!