Today, I woke up from an explicit dream involving my dentist. I'm scheduled for a conscious sedation appointment with him in two hours and I'm terrified of what I might say or do while I'm under. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
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Sinamoi 18
"I bet you're good at drilling more then teeth Mr. Dentist Guy." *collapse*
0RedPenguin0 8
"Drill me. Drill me so hard." I'm sure he'll be happy to use all his tools on you.
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Comments (68)
Werken247 14
Well... you are going to share some oral with him.
FlyingPie 17
That will certainly put a dent in your plans. If you make it through your appointment, you deserve a plaque.
sweettart83 27
The one and only time I was under conscious sedation the nurse had to hold my hands because I kept grabbing my doctors crotch. Hopefully your experience isn't that bad.
Marelena20 23
OH MY GOD!! I would have been mortified!!!
darth_luke 8
"Today, one of my patients told me they wanted my dick while sedated, then they grabbed it. FML. "
Obey_StudBoii 23
Ya know how when they squirt water in your mouth so you can rinse? Yeah well something tells me....lol never mind. You get the picture, have fun.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Nice shirt. I got two just like that :-)
viagradoesntwork 7
" oh ya more more" as the dentist squirts water in her mouth
KiddNYC1O 22
In for an oral filling?
beehardxcore 26
"Oh dentist... Probe me, probe my tender mouth!" Make sure you let us know how it goes!
poccocurantes 7
Hopefully he won't keep asking "is it safe"?