Today, I woke up from an explicit dream involving my dentist. I'm scheduled for a conscious sedation appointment with him in two hours and I'm terrified of what I might say or do while I'm under. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
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Sinamoi 18
"I bet you're good at drilling more then teeth Mr. Dentist Guy." *collapse*
0RedPenguin0 8
"Drill me. Drill me so hard." I'm sure he'll be happy to use all his tools on you.
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Sinamoi 18
"I bet you're good at drilling more then teeth Mr. Dentist Guy." *collapse*
TML329 14
"Will you fill my cavity doc"
laughtersplay 14
"I'll let you in my mouth, any time of the day"
Brett41 10
This reminds me of Horrible Bosses haha
insertnameherr 11
"Wow, your drilling tool is so big."
UnderJonathan 8
It reminds me of Jennifer Aniston from "Horrible Bosses." I'd let her do anything to me...any day...
0RedPenguin0 8
"Drill me. Drill me so hard." I'm sure he'll be happy to use all his tools on you.
howdeedoo 22
How will you say anything understandable when they're working on your teeth?
MrSassypants 34
Good point. So instead of being embarrassed when she says "I want you to **** me with your dick" she'll wake up to getting a fudge, Popsicle stick.
theslimshadylp 6
"Oh doctor, I'm awful vulnerable I sure hope no one fondles me while I'm under."
stargirl_95 24
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low. Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
stargirl_95 24
Sorry, this was meant to be in reply to the comment under this one
nycwrestler 17
Is this real life?
kathbutter 12
or is this just fantasy
Enslaved 38
Caught in a landslide No escape from reality
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Open your eyes, look up to the sky and see.
ichliebekekse 11
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
sonuskos 6
Theres no hope for humanity
Angio113 10
Because I'm easy come, easy go
kathbutter 12
little high little low
Tali147 16
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.
I_lost_the_game 25
Momma, I just killed a man
MrSassypants 34
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you.
ichliebekekse 11
And I've just been Rick Rolled!
stargazur 9
Put a gun up to his head, pulled my trigger, now he's head.
silbot 11
I love how none of you got the reference and he ended up being downvoted... Wow
destroyu 8
The dentist is scary... They will touch you
AndyAutopsy 11
I'm guessing that you'd like him to put more than dentistry tools in your mouth, eh? ;D
Pleonasm 36
Sedation will only let the tooth out. But don't worry, he'll get to the root of this matter when you acci-dentally tell him you want him over you, while you're under. Don't be so floss-tile to the idea of him knowing about your dream, OP! This situation will gum to grow on you and you might like the bridge this makes in you and your dentist's relationship.
BunchieRules 31
You're fairy good at these tooth puns, aren't you?
sens3sfailing 25
So the tooth comes out eh?
ICastillo 25
"Oh Mr. Dentist I want you to clean my teeth and and ohhh yeeahhh fix those cavities, it feels so good."
MrSassypants 34
The bad thing about the dentist is that it hurts everytime.