Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Top comments
challan 19
Your sister hasn't orgasms in three months! Give her some time, gees!
NotGabe 28
Really, what did you expect to happen? You don't exactly bounce off a door if you're ramming it.
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Comments (83)
TXFernwoods 26
#YOLO
TXFernwoods 26
#YOLO
worldclassrager 41
Do you only have one bathroom? And it's a known fact girls take longer...give her time...
outoftown 27
Many homes have only one bathroom. Not a rarity.
pwnman 33
Dammit, your brother and dad lost a privacy option!
DanielleinDC 34
What were you thinking? Did you think you'd get away with ramming the door?
sanecatlady 13
I guess you underestimated your own strength. And overestimated your own brain.
gracehi 33
Perhaps he was bitten by a radioactive / genetically engineered spider yesterday.
YFBanana 7
If you were grounded for life, how did you post this FML? Dishonest
A_Twon34 4
much door. so dumbass. such jokingly
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Dumbest. Meme. Ever. (Maybe not ever...but still).
SillyGirl4602 23
If you were just joking then why would you actually ram into the door? You're an idiot op. I hope your parents make you pay for a new door.
LennyComa 39
You "jokingly threatened to kick the door down then rammed the ****** off it's hinges. That takes some force to do. Dude sounds like you're just an impatient dick