Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Top comments
challan 19
Your sister hasn't orgasms in three months! Give her some time, gees!
NotGabe 28
Really, what did you expect to happen? You don't exactly bounce off a door if you're ramming it.
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Comments (83)
vencku 13
I understand where you're coming from, OP. When you live with others and everyone needs to get ready in the morning, some people tend to monopolize the bathroom for things they could do perfectly well in their own room (like getting dressed!) which is damn annoying.
iwadasn 33
I'm pretty sure breaking down the door is more annoying than anything his sister might have been doing in there.
TXFernwoods 26
Think if she was putting in a tampon :/
CrystalCrew124 14
Maybe just stick to yelling from the other side of the door rather than ramming your body into it haha
brandoneyez1 25
Sounds shitty
chrisstanford 10
sounds like something I'd do lol
TXFernwoods 26
#YOLO
nandybear 19
Maybe you should join the football team with that tackle
storminmormin14 12
Ya I'm pretty sure you weren't joking and are in fact insane
_Minato 8
Don't know your own strength OP Haha
MrSarary 26
Seems like YDI, let your sister do what she's doing I'm sure she doesn't ram down doors when you're using the bathroom.
savannaaahh 10
ur grounded... but still have ur phone?