Today, my fiancé asked for money to bail his brother out of jail, the same brother who happily spent a whole day recently trying to convince my fiancé that I've been cheating on him with my own cousin. So I said no. He shook his head in disgust and said that I'm "unbelievably spiteful". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, my dad is refusing to let me marry my fiancé because he said no when my dad asked for a loan of £10,000 to help clear some gambling debts. Apparently that shows my fiancé has poor family values and will be a bad father and an alcoholic husband. Impressive logical thinking there. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
Today, at a fancy date, my boyfriend said he forgot his wallet. I was instantly furious, threw a drink in his face, and yelled that he was a no-good, tiny-dicked broke loser. Dripping wine, he then said, "…but I can still pay with my phone. You didn't let me finish." FML
Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML
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DocBastard 40
There's one delinquent asshole like that in every family. If you think your family doesn't have one, it's you.
DocBastard 40
TheWhiteLotus - I see you're new here, so I'll be as helpful as possible. What I said is something called a "joke" which used a device called "sarcasm" to create something called "humour". I (try to) do that a lot around here, as do many others. Got it? Good. I do this because I care and I'm a nice ******* guy.
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Comments (75)
WildWonder808 14
You made a good choice OP. karma is a bitchhhh
kazmie 8
his brothers legal issues aren't your problem. maybe if he wasn't such an asshole he wouldn't have gotten locked up in the first place. I think their should be a third voting option here: He deserves it.
caohm 18
karmas a real bitch sometimes
MidnaLink 35
I not only would've said no, I would've said **** no!
DeeLaShee 13
I would have to know the reason in order to help, because if he deserved to be in jail then a night or 2 wont hurt him and it'll teach him a lesson & that isnt spiteful, he's not Op's responsibility.Are there no other family members, mom/dad/other siblings, willing to help?
EvilLittleMan 23
Are you sure you to have a marriage connection to that family?
mali90 5
Find someone else to be with cause he's a dumbass
iluvFMLs15 19
i love OP's name teehee
mete_orito 34
You are right letting that guy stay in jail for a little more time. Perhaps he learns a lesson and stop being an ass****.
Krystal3408 32
Leave him, he's obviously blind to the problems that could come up