Today, my fiancé asked for money to bail his brother out of jail, the same brother who happily spent a whole day recently trying to convince my fiancé that I've been cheating on him with my own cousin. So I said no. He shook his head in disgust and said that I'm "unbelievably spiteful". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, my dad is refusing to let me marry my fiancé because he said no when my dad asked for a loan of £10,000 to help clear some gambling debts. Apparently that shows my fiancé has poor family values and will be a bad father and an alcoholic husband. Impressive logical thinking there. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
Today, at a fancy date, my boyfriend said he forgot his wallet. I was instantly furious, threw a drink in his face, and yelled that he was a no-good, tiny-dicked broke loser. Dripping wine, he then said, "…but I can still pay with my phone. You didn't let me finish." FML
Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML
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DocBastard 40
There's one delinquent asshole like that in every family. If you think your family doesn't have one, it's you.
DocBastard 40
TheWhiteLotus - I see you're new here, so I'll be as helpful as possible. What I said is something called a "joke" which used a device called "sarcasm" to create something called "humour". I (try to) do that a lot around here, as do many others. Got it? Good. I do this because I care and I'm a nice ******* guy.
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CorpsmanUp88 21
move on aready if they are trying ruin your relationship
worldclassrager 41
Have his brother sit in jail for a night...it will clear the rumor...
PrinceKitsoon 7
Good for you OP, I would have said no too.
LindsayxMoore 18
I absolutely would have said no as well. Ill be damned if i help someone who tries to break apart my relationship. That person would be crossed from my life. But as its his brother, you cant exactly do that. So best of luck in dealing with that asshole and hopefully your fiance understands why you said no.
cbroady0529 9
Everything is just so case by case! Depends on what he's in for, how long he's looking at if you don't help, your fiancé's relationship with his family, your relationship with your fiancé...there are lots of scenarios where you should have been the bigger person and helped. But there are also plenty where you are totally justified to refuse. I wish we could get more of the story! I'm thinking if your fiancé called you "unbelievably spiteful" over it, you should probably be re-evaluating if this is the right person for you to marry. His reaction makes it appear that he will always take care of his family no matter what kind of assholes they are and expects you to be his partner in that. If that's not something you can tolerate you're in for a long road of feeling second to his family or having him resent you for making him choose.
Bloodangel4ever 14
I wouldn't bail him out either. Plus just think, if you bailed him out now he could expect to be bailed out in the future. I hope you're able to get through to your fiance!
pokerpoker_fml 15
I would of told him to bail him out himself and stop being so selfish.
rocker_chick105 31
29- *gonad
ohhey_di 10
I'm confused as to how anyone deserves that. I would have done the exact same thing
JennaNGood 21
My immediate reaction is to say no as well, but on more thought, obviously her fiancé didn't believe him, so I mean while she has a reason to be mad, it's not really something to keep him in jail for. I'd lend him the money, on the condition that he paid me back. And I'd get that in an ironclad contract since clearly the guy can't be trusted. Her fiancé, however, can obviously be trusted.