Today, my fiancé asked for money to bail his brother out of jail, the same brother who happily spent a whole day recently trying to convince my fiancé that I've been cheating on him with my own cousin. So I said no. He shook his head in disgust and said that I'm "unbelievably spiteful". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, my dad is refusing to let me marry my fiancé because he said no when my dad asked for a loan of £10,000 to help clear some gambling debts. Apparently that shows my fiancé has poor family values and will be a bad father and an alcoholic husband. Impressive logical thinking there. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
Today, at a fancy date, my boyfriend said he forgot his wallet. I was instantly furious, threw a drink in his face, and yelled that he was a no-good, tiny-dicked broke loser. Dripping wine, he then said, "…but I can still pay with my phone. You didn't let me finish." FML
Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML
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DocBastard 40
There's one delinquent asshole like that in every family. If you think your family doesn't have one, it's you.
DocBastard 40
TheWhiteLotus - I see you're new here, so I'll be as helpful as possible. What I said is something called a "joke" which used a device called "sarcasm" to create something called "humour". I (try to) do that a lot around here, as do many others. Got it? Good. I do this because I care and I'm a nice ******* guy.
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Comments (75)
nevershouttami 11
Kinda wondering now as to why he was thrown in jail in the first place.
kunlunkid 3
I dunno. Seems pretty believably spiteful to me. You're not part of that family yet, so I don't see why you should feel charitably inclined towards someone who clearly doesn't like you. I'm sure he wouldn't give your guy money to bail *you* out of jail.
rocker_chick105 31
Thank you 53 for getting the reference. I guess less people read OPS's name than I expected.
jhs578650 9
You can't be faulted for not wanting to bail his brother out of jail. I understand your position completely. That being said however, and I say this as a brother (the eldest of three), you might have just sabotaged your relationship with your fiance. At the end of the day, no matter what the brother might have done, he is your fiance's brother.
Xotoolyxo 16
Meddling family members never end well
Cazz91 21
Putting aside the fact your fiances brother tried to break the relationship up... Why should you bail him out if jail? He did something to land himself there in the first place. Maybe spending some wasted time behind bars will change his mind on pulling whatever stunt he did. I understand that some people get thrown into jail over some very minor stuff and perhaps doing the bail that one time may solve things but then there are times when you have to say no when it comes to shit that's beyond minor. There was no specification on the degree of what your in law brother did to get him there but I am going to imagine it wasn't minor and congratulate you for still saying no on the bail even if it makes you appear to be a spiteful person.
skatoolaki 24
You sure you want to marry into this family??
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Fiancé or ex-fiancé?