Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
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kellster 2
Never make someone choose between you and the pet they probably had before they knew you, and who will still love them after your relationship ends. Either take some antihistimines and deal with it, or accept defeat now.
Hermyoni 0
That's pretty harsh but I wouldn't call this a FML unless he continually gets out of bed in the middle of the night to sleep with the cat.
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Comments (209)
24788 7
Wow, I think some people are too crazy. I'd get rid of him asap.
scateice 0
I think everyone saying dump him probably hates cats, loves dogs, or both. Anyway, that is really sweet
kcslgvr 11
how can you get mad at him? to many animal lovers, a cat is like a sibling or child. and just immediately telling him that he cannot be with his comfort object isn't exactly fair. just give him time, and soon enough he will be okay with not being with his cat. but if this goes on for a couple of weeks, talk to him about how he isn't being fair to you. if a month goes by, though, he obviously isn't going to change, and dump his feline-loving ass to the curb.
purple5 0
Haha, I'd think that hilarious if he did it as a joke...y'know...to wind you up. But if he was serious, and keeps on sleeping in the spare because the cat is sad..then..well...I don't think your relationship means that much to him :/
papertigers_fml 0
i agree with number 13 :)
uj_fml 4
maybe hes just attatched to his cat? you dont need to be the center of attention all the time
Lahrinarr 0
XDDD That's so cute!
AnneFTW 17
Ok I'm sorry but that is just creepy. Guys should not be that attached to a cat.
Bunyatto 0
Hey, if I were in his situation, and if the cat came first, I'd do exactly what he did.
FMLfangirl89 0
he loves pussy, too bad its a real one and not yours. sucks.