Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, my nosey louse of a coworker went to HR and told them I was snorting drugs at my desk. I was using nasal saline, as the dry winter weather wreaks havoc on my sinuses. The fact that they even brought me in pisses me off beyond words. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I was supposed to perform my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage, my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by, and now I'm on my own. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, at a work function, I noticed that my boss and my girlfriend kept leaving the room at the same time. Fearing the worst, I waited outside in the hallway. As soon as they went into the bathroom, I pushed my way in. Sex? Nope. They were doing lines of coke off the bathroom counter. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
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Top comments
random_person243 14
people need to mind their own business
Perdition25 12
I hope you demanded a refund since you were wrongfully accused.
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Comments (79)
MyS3lf 24
What kind of concert were you at where someone actually cared whether or not you were doing coke?
raeleighsmommy 8
Someone must've had a guilty concise.
who10nanny 8
A guilty concise? The word you are looking for is conscience.
Zebediabolical 45
Why did you hide in the bathroom to fire nasal spray to begin with?
LadyNatasha 4
Because it just looks awkward.
Zebediabolical 45
I personally find that things are only as awkward as you let them be. I wouldn't have any issues about pulling out a container of nasal spray and firing it in public. But then I don't find things like that awkward.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
They thought you were holding out that's why they ratted on you.
Elle_ShellBelle 15
How can someone tell what you're doing in a stall, if they can't see you? And even if you were doing blow, who calls the cops? It's not as if you were doing a drug deal or something.
VeganVampyre 27
Really? Repeat after me: Cocaine. Is. Illegal. If OP actually had been doing coke, it would have been well within their rights to remove/arrest them. The issue here is that apparently no one believed it when OP tried to explain, and dragged them out to wait for the cops for no reason.
pattayarick 8
Who the hell rats on someone for doing drugs at a concert?
Jharrist89 12
Be happy you didn't get arrested.
LyraAlluse 25
One time I got pulled over and almost got a ticket for aparently being too young to drive without an adult, even though I'm 27...
Bcfrmkc816 17
That's just wrong on the security cop wanna be's they should have let you explain and Check it out.
Aczidraindrop420 7
Why cant people just mind their own damn business?