Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, my nosey louse of a coworker went to HR and told them I was snorting drugs at my desk. I was using nasal saline, as the dry winter weather wreaks havoc on my sinuses. The fact that they even brought me in pisses me off beyond words. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I was supposed to perform my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage, my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by, and now I'm on my own. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, at a work function, I noticed that my boss and my girlfriend kept leaving the room at the same time. Fearing the worst, I waited outside in the hallway. As soon as they went into the bathroom, I pushed my way in. Sex? Nope. They were doing lines of coke off the bathroom counter. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
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Top comments
random_person243 14
people need to mind their own business
Perdition25 12
I hope you demanded a refund since you were wrongfully accused.
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Comments (79)
Reaper1984 13
Sounds like someone was sticking their nose where it doesn't belong.
AngrySailor 17
Sweet rail! (not coke, his car people) Class? E.T.? How big is that big block?
M3DIC4T3 29
No offense OP but that sounds like it'd be one boring concert if suspected cocaine use is the worst fear of the security guards.
perdix 31
You didn't miss anything. Any band whose fans are a bunch of narks and snitches must suck.
Bakarra 22
If this was a reggae concert this never would have happened!
AngrySailor 17
Obviously not. Reggae does not compute in the brain of a coke head.
rhysfucker 24
Bieber concert.
AngrySailor 17
You were snorting coke! Who feels the need to go into a stall to use nasal spray let alone even leave their seat! It's not as if you said "while using the toilet I decided to use my nasal spray". Hence my skepticism...
imyy 20
Personal privacy and basic fundamental rights are slowly eroding in America...and looks like it's getting a lot worse lately...
worldclassrager 41
People can get away with weed but not "coke" I have seen my fair share of concerts and I see all kinds of drugs around...you'll see the band again and hopefully with VIP passes...
1mag1nat1on 2
They should have at the very least, offerred to give you your money back at their expense as it was their mistake.
flying_sorcerer 2
next time try to avoid saying "oh, yeeeeaaah! that's a good shit!" after using your nasal spray. people also give me weird looks when i say that
Enslaved 38
I've gone to a lot of concerts that had those attendances. (They're very strict!) I was almost kicked out for going into a restroom stall at the same time with my lady friend. Probably thought we were going to do drugs or have sex or whatever. We just both needed to pee really bad at the same time and thought that it'll save time not having to wait for each of us to pull up our pants. Won't do that again! :P
B0nb0N09 12
Wtf
kidsgotastinky 11
Must have been such a cool concert in which you even care to bring nasal spray